Matisse has written 1 review for films rated ½ during 2014.

  • 2-Headed Shark Attack

    2-Headed Shark Attack


    2-Headed Shark Attack is one of the worst pieces of garbage to ever grace the screen. And I love it. It's one of those films that I like that I can't in good conscience rate any higher than what it deserves, but that I still get intense enjoyment out of. It has a star-studded cast, proudly featuring Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan (yes, Hulk Hogan's daughter), as well as an Aaron Eckhart lookalike. It also contains one of the most…