Matisse has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever


    There is no reason for this to exist

  • 2-Headed Shark Attack

    2-Headed Shark Attack


    2-Headed Shark Attack is one of the worst pieces of garbage to ever grace the screen. And I love it. It's one of those films that I like that I can't in good conscience rate any higher than what it deserves, but that I still get intense enjoyment out of. It has a star-studded cast, proudly featuring Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan (yes, Hulk Hogan's daughter), as well as an Aaron Eckhart lookalike. It also contains one of the most…

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2


    As much as I truly enjoyed this film, I can't in good conscience give it a rating higher than half a star, which, as a film, is a rating it absolutely deserves. That being said, Troll 2 is probably one of the greatest bad horror films I've ever seen. Plot holes galore, makeup that looks like it was done by a 4th grader, and some of the absolute worst acting in the history of film make this film a hilarious…