Letterboxd — Your life in film

What a mess. I would honestly rather just forget that Hellseeker is a part of the Hellraiser series. It's bad, and not even funny bad. It has an unnecessarily convoluted premise, spurred on by trope after trope and ridiculous non-logic. It's got every cliche you could imagine, creepy old ladies and token black detective included. It makes a halfhearted effort to connect to the original but only succeeds in insulting that masterpiece.

And holy fuck, how many dream sequences can…

Valhalla Rising is one of the most boring films I've seen in a really long time. It's a non-story with non-characters set amidst moody establishing shots of mountains and fog. This film is all style and no substance. The cinematography is beautiful, but it gets so repetitive that I was begging for something different by the end of the first half hour. And though the setting changes (slightly), it offers nothing new. I honestly do not understand at all why…

You know, when I started watching Armageddon, it started off so silly that I thought I was in for a good bad movie and I got excited. With each new cast member that was revealed, I got more and more excited because it looked like the setup for a hilarious action thriller. But after about the first hour, I noticed something. This movie was actually taking itself seriously. Really seriously. That's when everything started to go wrong.

Everything in Armageddon…