Matisse has written 2 reviews for films rated during 2014.

  • Hellraiser: Hellseeker

    Hellraiser: Hellseeker

    What a mess. I would honestly rather just forget that Hellseeker is a part of the Hellraiser series. It's bad, and not even funny bad. It has an unnecessarily convoluted premise, spurred on by trope after trope and ridiculous non-logic. It's got every cliche you could imagine, creepy old ladies and token black detective included. It makes a halfhearted effort to connect to the original but only succeeds in insulting that masterpiece.

    And holy fuck, how many dream sequences can…

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    Fuck Tom Green, and fuck this movie.