Favorite films

  • Too Old to Die Young
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • You Were Never Really Here
  • Inland Empire

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  • Trick 'r Treat


  • The Final Girls


  • The French Dispatch


Pinned reviews

  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night


    The Vast of Night, more than any other low budget indie in recent memory, showcases how little can truly go a long way. Framed through hazy visual and audio distortion, effortlessly swooping through the quaint Twilight Zone-esque town, relying on the sense of the implied rather than the literally defined, all while painting a vivid and unsettling picture through minimal presentation and resources.

    The interesting thing about The Vast of Night's presentation is how its minimalism rarely feels like an…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    Robert Eggers has done it again. His debut feature The Witch struck a chord in the arthouse horror scene and felt like a mere stepping stone for things to come, and i'm happy to report that The Lighthouse continues his stylistic trademarks while also fully creating its own identity.

    There's a genuine madness at the center of this claustrophobic and tense journey, playing into the strengths of both Dafoe and Pattinson in career best roles, laying the simplistic character groundwork…

Recent reviews

  • Creep 2

    Creep 2


    For as much of a fan of the first Creep that I am, its sequel really goes to show how barebones in execution that original film was. Creep 2 takes what was a very limited groundwork and just runs wild with it, in a story that feels both familiar to how the series began while also treading so much new ground. Mark Duplass's titular "creep" is back and given a much larger figurative playground to flex his skills in, while…

  • Dick Figures: The Movie

    Dick Figures: The Movie


    there's so many incredible movies that i should be watching but instead i watched the fucking dick figures movie

Popular reviews

  • Shrek Retold

    Shrek Retold

    seeing Gibby from iCarly dressed up as Shrek was NOT something I was emotionally prepared to witness, but here we are. this exists.

  • Weathering with You

    Weathering with You


    I'm starting to think that Your Name was just lightning in a bottle, because I have yet to find a Makoto Shinkai film that's been as consistent in firing on all cylinders.

    Weathering With You feels like a collection of gorgeous melodramatic setpieces that could work well as desktop wallpaper fodder, but doesn't really work as a cohesive film that has something singular to say. Instead, its collection of haphazard ideas all coverge into a rather muddled experience that feels…