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  • Badlands
  • Leaving Las Vegas
  • The Piano Teacher
  • Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★

  • The Founder

    ★★

  • Air

    ★★

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★½

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Genuinely have never felt more betrayed by a "to be continued" cliffhanger. Struggling to understand why this wasn't marketed as Part 1.

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    An hour and a half of Australians struggling to speak in an American accent. Shocked to see a movie so bored with its own cinematography and screenplay while bearing the Evil Dead name. Probably the most insipid and ineffective splatter horror I have ever seen.

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  • The Rock

    The Rock

    ★★★★

    Sean Connery throws a fucking KNIFE into some dude's THROAT from like fifteen feet away and that’s all you really need to know about this picture.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★

    Painfully average for its 4.1 (4.3 as of 2/26) rating on here. Formulaic, infantile, and rarely funny (lots of cute moments though). Its hand drawn aesthetic feels less like an attention to detail or craftsmanship, but more like a cost cutting technique mandated by Dreamworks as evidenced by its muddy color grade.