• Closer

    Closer

    ★★★★

    actually so bleak lmao

  • Purple Rain

    Purple Rain

    what the fuck was this lmao

  • Daria in 'Is It Fall Yet?'

    Daria in 'Is It Fall Yet?'

    ★★★½

    “Daria, just once, why can’t you smile when somebody takes your picture?”

    “I don’t like to smile unless I have a reason,”

    “Daria, people judge you by your expression!”

    "Yes, and I believe there is something intrinsically wrong with that system. I have dedicated myself to changing it.”

  • Daria in 'Is It College Yet?'

    Daria in 'Is It College Yet?'

    ★★★★

    janeto college, i can't wait. what do you think we'll find when we get there?

    dariahm, that the students are shockingly ignorant, the professors self-centred and corrupt, and the entire system geared solely to the pursuit of funding

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    this is an entirely different film post-uni

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★

    anya taylor-joy dancing around her 70s decor home in loads of eyeliner... how could i not fall in love!!!!

  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    ★★★½

    the privilege rly jumped out X

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★★

    watched the entire credits roll with a beaming smile on my face for the first time in so long that i can't remember when the last time was before that. the bleakest of films. hopelessness on a plate of hopelessness. beaming smile

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    ½

    absolute dogshit lmao so heartbreaking watching a bunch of my favourite songs murdered in front of my eyes ... plus john lennon being like 'go get the girl' .. ye🤮 yesterd🤮 can't even say it 🤮

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★★

    this film is extremely special

  • Princess Protection Program

    Princess Protection Program

    ★★★

    still not gay enough

  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    ½

    very very strongly homophobic, ableist, references to self harm and suicide in a comical way, multiple jokes surrounding sexual consent and we're only 36 minutes in - in conclusion this film should not exist ! ! get it off netflix ? !

     tf ! !