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Favorite films

  • Videodrome
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Oldboy
  • La JetΓ©e

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  • Heat

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  • Space Truckers

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  • Scream

    Scream

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    You probably don’t need me to tell you this β€” I think pretty much everyone has seen it by now β€” but Scream is a bloody good time. Very much a product of its era, for better or worse. A smart and subversive horror that revels in bloody mayhem, as well as incisive observations on violence and the media that perpetuates it. Full review

  • You People

    You People

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    The cinematic equivalent of a shart on a packed bus. A staggeringly ineffective exercise in relentless humourless quipping, filled with Drake jokes that weren’t funny five years ago. It looks like the kind of film a bargain bin, Logan Paul-wannabe editor would throw together on a cocaine and Prime-fuelled rampage, and comes with a denouement delivered with all the conviction and believability of a Dhar Mann life lesson on YouTube. Full review

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  • Heat

    Heat

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    The absolute gold standard. An effortlessly cool, immersive experience with a rich aesthetic that's oft-imitated but never quite replicated, led by two of the finest actors ever to do it, and a director at the very top of his game. Full review

  • Black Bear

    Black Bear

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    By far the best thing about this is Aubrey Plaza. Her talent for comedy has long been known, but here she demonstrates considerable range in a multi-faceted performance that elevates the film from its fart-huffing pretentiousness. Full review