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Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • Everybody Wants Some!!
  • Logan
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Recent activity

  • Dream Scenario


  • Godzilla Minus One


  • The Suicide Squad


  • Trolls Band Together


Recent reviews

  • Saltburn



    Jacob Elordi could murder me and I would tell him thank you

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers


    "You've always been penis cancer in human form"

Popular reviews

  • Hacksaw Ridge

    Hacksaw Ridge


    I left Hacksaw Ridge with such a powerful reaction that I never get with movies. I left this stunned and almost speechless. It's one of the best directed movies of 2016, with great editing, beautiful cinematography, fantastic performances, most notably Andrew Garfield (His best performance and possibly the best of 2016), Vince Vaughn (Brings a lot of the films funniest moments to the light), and Luke Bracey (If you thought he was bad or dull, this will get you a…

  • The Hitman's Bodyguard

    The Hitman's Bodyguard

    The jokes are hit and miss, the plot is incredibly predictable, and it's way too long, but The Hitman's Bodyguard is saved by two very charismatic leads with great chemistry, fun action sequences, jokes that are really hilarious when they land, and a riot of a third act that's so much fun.