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  • Star Wars
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Alien
  • The Thing

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  • The Thing

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  • Prometheus

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  • Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

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  • Count Dracula

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

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    I watched the movie twice, back to back, on opening night. It achieved what it set out to do: demonstrate that Michael Myers isn't just a rampaging psychopath; he's the incarnation of evil itself into human form.

    If you go see this movie expecting things like dialogue, good acting, interesting exposition - or pointless stuff like that - you'll be disappointed.

    This is the middle chapter of a trilogy. On its own, the plot of this film isn't anything special.…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

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    Best thing about the movie for me was the intoxicating Ana de Armas as Paloma - a Cuban CIA agent assisting Bond. Seeing her in action while wearing that evening gown was enjoyable.

    Lashana Lynch as Nomi, the new 007, was charismatic and badass.

    I was really looking forward to Rami Malek's performance as Lyutsifer Safin. I'm a big fan of Malek from Mr. Robot. But he just wasn't the least bit menacing in this film - even though his…

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  • This Is Spinal Tap

    This Is Spinal Tap

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    Marty DiBergi: And what happened to Stumpy Joe?

    Derek Smalls: It’s not a very pleasant story. But uh, he died. He choked on uh, the official explanation was he choked on vomit.

    Nigel Tufnel: It was actually. It was actually someone else’s vomit. You know there’s no real…

    Derek Smalls: Well they can’t prove whose vomit it was. They don’t have the ability. There’s no way of…

    Nigel Tufnel: You can’t really dust for vomit.

  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    Beneath the Planet of the Apes

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The first half of this movie sucks. It is a scene by scene recreation of Planet of the Apes. The only good thing about it is getting to watch Linda Harrison as a mute Neanderthal.

    But the second half of the movie is fun. It's set in a post-apocalyptic New York subway station. A bunch of weird cultists with psychic powers, who worship an atomic bomb as their god, take their human masks off to reveal that their faces really…