A complete trainwreck in motion, rapidly screeching along from scene to scene while excruciating expository dialogue is force-fed to you, and yet NOTHING makes ANY goddamn sense. Characters go from location to location without any rhyme or reason, completely lacking any shred of motivation, and it results in a series of events that collectively form one confusing mess.
You can watch the show to fill in some of the gaps in logic and especially context, although the film already does…
Oh boy...
This is that rare film where I did not vibe with any of the filmmakers' decisions.
I didn't like the editing.
I didn't like the directing.
I didn't like the cinematography.
I didn't like the lighting.
I didn't like the acting.
I didn't like or care about the characters.
I didn't like the story.
I didn't like the color grading.
I didn't like the stock sound effects.
And you probably didn't like this review. Which is fine, I…
It's unfortunate that a film this well acted, edited and directed is about...Howard Hughes' plane contracts. Somehow surprisingly not boring but simultaneously still very very uninteresting - that's the power of Scorsese, I guess.
Managed to watch this during a sneak preview.
Pretty incredible. A brute cinematic experience, a mixture of Gladiator and The Green Knight with a drop or two of the over the top insanity of Mandy.
Robert Eggers and Jarin Blaschke once again prove they are a powerhouse duo: the directing and cinematography are nothing short of amazing. Like The Lighthouse, a lot of The Northman's visuals are burned into my brain, it's kind of insane how many memorable scenes there…
General summary:
Greed is bad, you guys.
Dragon bites the dust at the drop of a hat. Bye bye powerful cliffhanger from the last film.
Greed is really bad, you guys.
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Pointless cameos make pointless cameos in the first film less pointless.
An army.
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ANOTHER army.
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A CGI dwarf.
Yet ANOTHER army.
AND ANOTHER.
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