Nacho Narwhal

Nacho Narwhal

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • May December
  • Hiroshima Mon Amour
  • Warrior

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  • True Lies

    ★★

  • Presto

    ★★★

  • Big Shark

    ★★★★★

  • The Room

    ★★★★★

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  • True Lies

    True Lies

    ★★

    A transparently jingoistic farce whose self-evident psychopathy is hardly worth being parsed out amid its open admissions: casually murderous racism, dithyrambic fanfare for the Department of Defense, and rampant misogyny are proudly draped atop James Cameron's tapestry of exhilarating, but vacuous excess. Advertises itself as a powerfully insidious rendition of this class of militaristic blockbuster as it delights in the gleeful slaughter of Islamic 'extremists', unaligned to a specific nationality (despite oddly donning Palestinian keffiyehs), whose relentless barbarism renders them…

  • Big Shark

    Big Shark

    ★★★★★

    Tommy Wiseau watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and decided that he would just do that for his disaster epic about the biggest fucking shark ever.

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    miyazaki saw his son playing with plastic dolls over in the corner and decided he had to save this studio with another masterpiece

  • MAN

    MAN

    Both Marx and Engels wrote about how products used to be manufactured with lasting materials. Someone would buy a product and be able to continue to use it for years and years without replacing it. However, it became clear that companies wouldn't be able to make nearly as much of a profit if consumers were buying their product so infrequently while still spending so much on these stronger materials.

    So, they did the logical thing and started intentionally manufacturing products…