like the editing gave me a migraine but heather morris is a fabulous dancer and this was a great showcase for her

james corden my nemesis, my foe, my villain, my enemy: when the streets run red and the quiet night peace is fractured as a thousand voices cry out at once, know that is upon your shoulders—and yours alone—that the blame rests, good day

edward ate the fucking placenta

“Emma Woodhouse, blonde, skinny, rich and a little bit of a bitch, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to dampen her mood or fuck with her vibe.”

– Jane Austen, Emma