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(5/5s deployed when it is called for)

Favorite films

  • The Shape of Water
  • House
  • Oldboy
  • Black Dynamite

Recent activity

  • T2 Trainspotting

  • Atsuko Okatsuka: The Intruder

  • Miracle in Milan

  • Man with a Movie Camera

Pinned reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    at this moment it is 20:54, and i am sitting at Oslo's central station. and by now that moment already isn’t "this moment" anymore, But that’s beside the point (kinda)

    I bruised my left knee pretty badly last night after going out with a bang during the last show of my favourite festival, Øya, one of the highlights of my year every year. I missed my 8,5 hour bus in the morning because of my knee hurting so bad (i…

  • House



    "Film is a religious call. No one is right or wrong- During the very same mass some look at the clock while others find their Damascus road"
    -Guillermo del Toro

    I have so many emotions swimming around in my head, my heart is bursting and my mind is absolutely reeling. No words i write could accurately describe the love i have for this thing, but here are some anyway.

    Hausu is 88 straight minutes of raw pure movie magic.

Recent reviews

  • Atsuko Okatsuka: The Intruder

    Atsuko Okatsuka: The Intruder

    standup is such a weird thing because 99% of it is the absolute lowest of low life draining garbage and then for some reason every so often something accidentally falls into your life like james acaster, tim heidecker, todd barry and this

  • Cronos


    this man knows how to do a final frame good god

    also the award for best delivery of the word Fuck goes to Ron Perlman being interrupted by the phone. Genuinely burst out laughing, wonderful.

Popular reviews

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    15/07/21: there is simply no way this is ever gonna live up to my expectations, but if it does i don’t think I’m gonna watch anything else for the rest of my life

  • Dune


    Got thrown out of the theatre for asking everyone around me when the big worm was coming