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i like vampires and lists

Favorite films

  • The Company of Wolves
  • The Passion of Joan of Arc
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Phantom of the Paradise

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  • A Star Is Born

    ★★½

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    ½

  • Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★★

  • D.E.B.S.

    ★★★★★

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★½

    you did not just fucking interrupted Lady Gaga's final solo just so you could have another moment of screentime bradley cooper. your character is already DEAD, let her have her moment god, this is why people should not be the producer, the director, the screenwriter AND the lead actor. we cannot even understand what you are saying brad, bitch it can not be all about you.

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    ½

    took me 3 days to finish this nightmare and the only reason i kept coming back to it is due to a sick fascination to see the worst that the human experience has to offer. it did not disappoint.

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