Dumbo ★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Serviceable enough, I guess. I like Danny Devito and I like even a mediocre third act heist. It’s a formula that works. The satire of Disney was way way sharper in something like the original Shrek (people forget that about the first Shrek!) but then that’s to be expected.  

My mom cried on cue, extensively, every time Dumbo flew, but I cried like six times during Endgame by myself and I think two of those times involved a magical hammer so it’s whatever