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  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans


    Best prom sequence since Carrie.

  • Halloween



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know, I know it's my fifth viewing... but I truly, truly adore this movie.

    Stuff I absolutely love:
    -The unprofessionalism of the podcasters in the first act
    - New Loomis and his schlocky side plot
    - The opening credits (holyfuckingcrapIgotchills)
    - The Strode women being total badasses
    - Laurie being a total 100% badass but also being scared as fuck
    - Virginia Gardener being the most teen of all of the teens (Her portrayal of Vicky…

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    An Extremely Goofy Movie


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