Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Dec 2022

  Best prom sequence since Carrie.

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  Halloween 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Oct 2018 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I know, I know it's my fifth viewing... but I truly, truly adore this movie.

  Stuff I absolutely love:
  -The unprofessionalism of the podcasters in the first act
  - New Loomis and his schlocky side plot
  - The opening credits (holyfuckingcrapIgotchills)
  - THE SOUNDTRACK
  - The Strode women being total badasses
  - Laurie being a total 100% badass but also being scared as fuck
  - Virginia Gardener being the most teen of all of the teens (Her portrayal of Vicky…

Recent reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “You pissed, John? Hmm? Are you?”
  (Groans) “Yeah…”

  Somehow beats the last ending, holy shit.

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2023

  SPIDER

Popular reviews

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  An Extremely Goofy Movie 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 25 May 2019

  Goofy fucks in this one.

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2019 4

  “Well I’ll tell you what I know, that’s the dumbest fucking bet I ever heard of.” 
  “I disagree. I disagree, Gary.”

  Uncut Gems. I have been waiting for this one for so damn long. Ever since I watched Good Time two years ago, I couldn’t wait to see the Safdie brother’s next movie. Then, Adam Sandler got cast. I got so pumped. Without knowing the plot, I knew it was gonna be something else. And then, the trailer dropped. Holy…