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  • Magnolia
  • Autumn Sonata
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Room

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★½

  • Between Beasts

    ★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

    ★★★★

  • Vampires Suck

    ★★★

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

    Charles Foster Kane's last word was, "AmbuLAnce™️" and now Michael Bay has solved the mystery.

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★★

    Citizen Kane sucks

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★½

    Christopher Nolan watched this and said, "I could do worse!

  • Between Beasts

    Between Beasts

    ★★

    No one knows what it's like to be me. Every morning I wake up, and I think about what pasta I want to eat for the day, and every night my tummy hurts from eating too much pasta.
    Consider yourself lucky. You never know what someone's life is like until you take a dip in their pasta water

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to catch a glimpse of DAFOE'S DONG, right? Walked right into that extras ambush, same as us, and that PA over there...

    Everything we want out of this movie is here. Just think of it as strapping in for a surreal, Shakespearean, and brutal RPG, complete with side quests and fucked up side characters. Yet, we never lose sight of why we're here...
    Blood is the way.

    Q&A with Robert Egghead Eggers.

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★★½

    I don't think I can add anything to the conversation around this movie.

    It's not quite the thing it's being made out to be, but it is monotonous. It could've been cut by an hour and still said everything it was trying to say. I really found it difficult to find an emotional foothold. No one in this is a person, including Marilyn. I just felt rather flat and empty after this whole endeavor. I didn't love it or hate…