This has some good things, that guy getting split in half, the cool ghost designs, and of course the amazing glass walled puzzle maze house, and hey Matthew Lillard is doing a thing and F. Murray Abraham is hamming it up, but I still find this incredibly disappointing, just like I did walking out the theater back in 2001. The terrible editing and action do the cool looking ghosts a real disservice and the lifeless script is deeply stupid. This…
"Be a good fish."
Odd happenings at an island community, birds falling out the sky, dad's acting all weird, paranoia, blackouts, etc, etc, the payoff is admittedly interesting but man this takes its sweet time getting to where its going and never really wowed me. Still unsure about this Jim Cummings guy.
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I successfully avoided all trailers, reviews, and most images from this movie before seeing it, and going in blind is the best way to experience this story. The majority of the time I had no idea where this was going or what it was leading to, but damn what an incredible journey and the payoff was *kisses fingers* magnificent. Drenched in dread and unpleasantness, this is slow burn horror that deals in the trauma of grief and the reckoning of…
A low budget regional alien creature feature with impressive special effects, I used to see this all the time in video stores growing up but never rented it because of the goofy looking monster, but I shoulda gave it a shot because it really is charmingly made, they got lots of production value out of their Maryland locations and the $40,000 budget. Has tons of lasers, explosions, gut ripping gore, motorbikes, and a cool head ripping decapitation, plus a tough…