• The Humans

    The Humans

    ★★

    this family dynamic was wayyyyyyyyy too much for me. felt it dragged on and the characters weren’t enough to keep my attention with little to no actual cinematography! i’m sure its a great play!! i love you steven yeun but no

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★★

    i still wanna write so much about how this made me feeeeeeel but not ready yet

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★

    well ridley scott has done it…. produced hands down the most disgusting  🤢 cringe sex scene you could imagine between my two favourite people 

    this is not a fun movie AT ALL like it’s just so boring, the story isn’t really fascinating enough for a film and the ski lodge did not give phantom thread vibes so like what is the point ?? 

    gaga was good but let down by everything else, like there wasn’t even fashion in this!! jared leto is gross and not good in any form he takes & adam driver was looking fine as hell though ultimately this was a huge snoozer

  • Ascension

    Ascension

    ★★★★

    non narrative docs just showing me slices of life is the only thing in the world i like i think

  • Belfast

    Belfast

    ★★★

    warm movie

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★½

    people are so weird. jess really goes for it in this role tho damn

  • King Richard

    King Richard

    ★★

    liked some of the hues and the girls acting

    will smith was sooooooooooooo annoying though i just cant

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★

    this meant nothing to me as i haven’t seen the old ghostbusters but it being filmed in alberta, bumping into s the set with ross accidentally two summers ago and then getting to hoot and holler with my buddies in the theatre did!!! 

    felt like half a movie but whatever it was fun

  • Indecent Proposal

    Indecent Proposal

    if my partner threw anything at me the way woody did in this i too would fuck a billionaire also DNF

  • Benedetta

    Benedetta

    ★★★

    Man
    You know, it's like
    Somebody only close who can get you, like, off 
    I be on my
    I woke up this morning, I said my prayers
    I'm all doing good, I tried to talk to my dad (Stretch my hands to You)
    Give him some advice, he starts spazzin' on me
    I start spazzin' back, He said "That ain't Christ-like"
    I said, "Ahhh"

    in all serious though, this is camp. laugh my ass off hilarious. pretty tame, pretty unfortunately not hot, pretty not art, pretty lmao. paul you nutty bitch

  • Dashcam

    Dashcam

    ★½

    ahaha similar to everyone in the review section… i watched the wrong dashcam (2021) wanted to watch the rob savage one but wasn’t really paying attention when i downloaded this… overall though not that bad of a movie, combines screen life with some offline stuff. some intense moments and the ending is kind of fun. i wouldn’t recommend this at all but if you end up putting on the wrong dashcam (2021) don’t give yourself a head rush getting off the couch to turn this off

  • Bergman Island

    Bergman Island

    ★★★★

    fantastic!!! a film that exists in a film for filmmakers by filmmakers and yeah idk i want to watch this again because i was a bit bamboozled by the end but i liked this a lot!!