reviewing films in meme form since 2020
Full River Red 2023
me and the boyz conspire to u̶n̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶t̶ p̶r̶e̶v̶e̶n̶t̶ reveal high treason
The House of the Devil 2009
i mean who hasn't slipped on their friend's brain goo whilst evading a bloodthirsty satanic cult's frantic pursuit at least once during a babysitting gig?
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i don't always drop my cell phone from tv towers, but when i do, i use my friend's half-eaten carcass.