Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Full River Red 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2023

  me and the boyz conspire to u̶n̶c̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶t̶ p̶r̶e̶v̶e̶n̶t̶ reveal high treason

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  The House of the Devil 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2023

  i mean who hasn't slipped on their friend's brain goo whilst evading a bloodthirsty satanic cult's frantic pursuit at least once during a babysitting gig?

Popular reviews

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  Missing 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2023 17

  how tf did javi only have 2.83 stars out of 5 on his service score? he gets a solid 5/5 from me would use again

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  Fall 2022

  ★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2022 7

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i don't always drop my cell phone from tv towers, but when i do, i use my friend's half-eaten carcass.