The Card Counter

The Card Counter ½

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills after looking at such high ratings on this site for an insanely incompetent film.

Jesus Christ. Oscar Issac seduces Tiffany Haddish while she wears a WSOP shirt. She even says "more chins than a Chinese phonebook" and it's not even 1996.

I refuse to believe that Schrader wrote this and Taxi Driver and Raging Bull. This is a Redbox rental that boasts Willem Dafoe being in it but his three minutes were filmed in a day.

The film is fucking called The Card Counter and he mostly plays poker. The End.

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