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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    This is an interesting word to me. It’s such a small, simple word, yet has some pretty big implications. It should have a real impact when you hear it, but I don’t think it really does. It’s weird because when I think about all of the breakups I’ve had in my life, none of which have been romantic relationships (I’ve never really been in one, not long-term anyway), it hits me with such a heavy wave of emotion, sadness,…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I can sleep incredibly well tonight knowing that Kelly Marie Tran is and always will be more successful, more popular, and more beloved than any of the brainless, spineless trolls that harrassed her off social media, all of whom will probably die forgotten and alone.

    Rose Tico rules and so does The Last Jedi.

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  • Planet of the Apes

    Planet of the Apes

    Welp, I’m back on my apeshit.

    The number of my mutuals on here that don’t have this logged is way too high so PLEASE for the love of god if you haven’t seen this classic, change that asap. I’ve said pretty much everything I have to say in previous reviews. Probably the smartest blockbuster ever made, absolute perfection.

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    “Holy fuck look at the dumb truck on Bo Beep” - My roommate

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  • The Princess and the Frog

    The Princess and the Frog


  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    Ladies and gentlemen, DC is officially here to play, and they're playing to win.

    Update 12/7/2017: I may have spoke too soon