• Mank



    "Mank" by Finch, it's ehh "meh+"
    Old man Gary be dank tho

  • Unforgiven



    A much needed palette cleanse after bearing witness to The Death of Cinema aka The Rise of Sparkles.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    The saga of my bus ride from the beach to downtown to watch this shit was more thought out than that bullshit.

  • Class of 1999 II: The Substitute

    Class of 1999 II: The Substitute


    Twelve 19s #9

    Logically this movie should have been called Class of 2000. But then I wouldn't have watched it.

  • Aladdin


    I've yet to fully wrap my head around this train wreck. They really set cinema back a few decades with this shit. Theys was up front bout it too, the whole thing was a blatant allegory for the Hollywood movie industry. Those new Jasmine songs tho were fire. Straight up anthems for #MeToo. But srsly, ain't nobody ever phoned it in, ever phoned it in, quite like Big Willy Style.


  • Jaws 19

    Jaws 19

    Twelve 19s #7

    The shark still looks fake...

  • Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah

    Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah


    Film #28 of My Year With Godzilla

    what is this I don't even

  • Godzilla vs. Biollante

    Godzilla vs. Biollante


    Film #27 of My Year With Godzilla

    Even Godzilla knows that you gotta stop and smell the roses every now and then.

  • Terror of Mechagodzilla

    Terror of Mechagodzilla


    Film #26 of My Year With Godzilla

    I gotta stop being sober when I watch these.

  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla


    Film #25 of My Year With Godzilla

    I was really looking forward to this one. It was... ok, I guess. I don't know, all these Godzilly movies are the exact same.

  • Nineteen Nineteen

    Nineteen Nineteen

    Twelve 19s #6

    Me, yesterday: shit another dumb boring 19 movie that nobody in the history of ever has seen.
    Me, today: this some good acid, fuck that movie I'm just gonna listen to King Crimson all day.
    Me, tomorrow: past me was crazy to really think I was gonna watch that movie.
    Me, 19 days later: shit I wonder if that Nineteen Nineteen thing was actually any good... Colin Firth yo...

  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower


    O Discordia!