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  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner


    Every morning before I go to sleep I take my silly little phone and put it upon my silly little shrine that I bow down before after I watch “Death of Zhora HD film clip” on youtube. I pray to Mr. Scott and Mr. Vangelis.

  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God

    Aguirre, the Wrath of God

    the only appropriate thanksgiving film?

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  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich


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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    I swear to god, David “transcendental mediation” Lynch decided to drop kick my stinky subconscious straight in the eardrum for the 3rd fucking time and then sped away in a ruby red Oldsmobile convertible with Laura “🥰” Dern in the passenger seat getting serenaded by Dean “👄” Stockwell lip synching to “In Dreams” as he gently sprinkled glitter upon my tearful eyes.