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  • Sing

    Sing

    This movie slaps back off.

  • The Highwaymen

    The Highwaymen

    All you really need to know is that a man is shot point-blank in the face with a shotgun and his head and face are still completely intact.

    Significantly better in the third act, pretty looking, but I'm not going to remember this movie in a few days, and I'd be lying if I said I actually cared about what was happening.

    It's Fine. Whatever. Neat production design.

    I dont want to talk about it much more...

    Yup...

    That's it...

    That's all, folks...

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    While it may be a little too oriented on human suffering at some points to be a true horror comedy, “Cabin in the Woods” is still a bizarre, twisted excursion into horror cinema that earns its spot on the list of horror films for people that want more than just a horror film.

    This is wicked, highly original stuff.

    It’s a must for anyone who’s dabbled in the horror genre.

    Full review on Joey Orion

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    I deserve a medal or some kind of award for enduring this.