Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Kung Fu Hustle
  • American Graffiti
  • Rumble Fish

Recent activity

  • Theater Camp


  • AUM: The Cult At The End Of The World


  • Cold Pursuit


  • See How They Run

Recent reviews

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp


    Megan and Theater Camp is a super gay start to our 2023. And we still have Magic Mike 3, Creed 3 (will definitely be homoerotic), Scream 6, Barbie, and Wonka (?) coming!

  • AUM: The Cult At The End Of The World

    AUM: The Cult At The End Of The World


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Educational and not much more than that but the clips they were able to track down were fantastic. Fuck the police.

    Why was Joyu not arrested / executed? Did I miss that? How is he still alive?

Popular reviews

  • Head Count

    Head Count


    Hey did you guys see the 5 imagery?

    The Rules
    1. Say the name 5 times
    2. That summons a giant mosquito from Power Rangers
    3. Watch out. It will kill you.
    3a. But only if there are 5 of you
    3b. But only if you stay in the red mirror circle
    3c. But with a suicide curse. The actual mosquito doesn’t do much
    4. Find exactly 5 more people
    5. Smile at camera

  • Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers


    It’s 4/20 and I wanted to learn about Area 51. Bob Lazar is the dude who first revealed that Area 51 existed. Unfortunately, I’m halfway through I’ve barely seen any of Bob. It’s mostly the pretentious director in pink Hue lights and babbling Mickey Rourke voiceover.