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  Theater Camp 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2023

  Megan and Theater Camp is a super gay start to our 2023. And we still have Magic Mike 3, Creed 3 (will definitely be homoerotic), Scream 6, Barbie, and Wonka (?) coming!

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  AUM: The Cult At The End Of The World 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Educational and not much more than that but the clips they were able to track down were fantastic. Fuck the police.

  Why was Joyu not arrested / executed? Did I miss that? How is he still alive?

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  Head Count 2018

  ★½ Watched 19 Jun 2019 2

  Hey did you guys see the 5 imagery?

  Spoilers:
  The Rules
  1. Say the name 5 times
  2. That summons a giant mosquito from Power Rangers
  3. Watch out. It will kill you.
  3a. But only if there are 5 of you
  3b. But only if you stay in the red mirror circle
  3c. But with a suicide curse. The actual mosquito doesn’t do much
  4. Find exactly 5 more people
  5. Smile at camera

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  Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers 2018

  ★½ Watched 20 Apr 2019

  It’s 4/20 and I wanted to learn about Area 51. Bob Lazar is the dude who first revealed that Area 51 existed. Unfortunately, I’m halfway through I’ve barely seen any of Bob. It’s mostly the pretentious director in pink Hue lights and babbling Mickey Rourke voiceover.