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  The Apartment 1960

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jan 2023

  I’m not on here much anymore, but geez.. every other review on here spends more time critiquing other movie fans rather than the movies themselves… or political rankings and folks stomping their feet saying shit like “put the barrel of a gun in their mouths and squeeze the trigger till it goes click” all for not liking the same movie. 

  You guys are wild lol… anyways, this movie is great—a total classic that I don’t revisit often… but when I do it still manages to feel even better than it did the time before.. 

  Happy new year!

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2022 16

  Decent dopey 90’s action movie vibes. Didn’t love it… didn’t hate it… but it was solid late night slop to wash the edibles down and it did it’s job.

Popular reviews

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2021 103

  Malignant feels like an unhinged James Wan directing a Corman produced Sam Raimi supernatural giallo-esque grindhouse joint written by Frank Henenlotter.

  This is James Wan’s Ghosthouse, an everything to 11 pulpy trash kitchen sink movie that doubles down on the gore while still pulling off those slow zoom tense set-pieces he’s become known for. It looks gorgeous, I loved the score, and it uniquely meshes genres while upping the frantic nature of big budget late summer horror with Wan’s usual…

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  X 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2022 38

  This is the kind of movie you’d borrow your parents station wagon to go see with a bunch of friends at a drive in… with a trunk full of cheap beer, a handful of poorly rolled joints, and a bottle of ozium to mask the whole charade.

  West goes back to his roots and delivers exactly the kind of sun soaked slasher smut I love. I was intrigued by the trailer for this and immediately made the same callouts many…