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  • Graverobbers
  • Graverobbers
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  • Graverobbers

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  • Killroy Was Here

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  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Pinned reviews

  • Club Lingerie

    Club Lingerie

    It's not often that I watch a movie that warps my definition of the word "movie" but when you finish a movie and then you realize that so much crazy shit happened that you forgot that Andy Dick was in it, you know you just watched something truly special.

    The sets are constantly falling apart. Lines get fucked up constantly even though it's obvious some people are reading them from cue cards. Decisions are made that don't make any sense.…

  • Road Hell

    Road Hell

    Road Hell is something incredibly special. Words cannot properly describe how this movie has crawled underneath my skin and completely taken over my entire brain. It's truly perfect.

    I've been a huge fan of Pete Jacelone's movies for years now but I've always put off buying this one. Something about it just didn't seem like it was much of a priority. It's just an anthology called Road Hell, it couldn't possibly be more interesting than something called Chad's Dental Nightmare.…

Recent reviews

  • Killroy Was Here

    Killroy Was Here

    I just got home from a secret screening of Killroy Was Here and I'm still riding a pretty good high from how great this movie was. Truly. I happen to be of the opinion that Kevin's at his best lately when he's having fun and doing whatever he wants without any thoughts given to his fanbase. Aka Red State, Tusk, Yoga Hosers etc. This movie feels like it belongs to that thread and I couldn't be more into it. It's…

  • The Brotherhood VI: Initiation

    The Brotherhood VI: Initiation

    Brotherhood 6 feels closer to a proper Brotherhood movie than 5 did but it's still firmly in the post-1313 universe here so instead of some sinister secret club it's just a frat initiation out in the woods. But hey, making it a hazing thing allows Davey to put the frat boys in their underwear for the entire movie including my favorite DeCoteau boy, the dude from Christmas Spirit.

    Also, there's a burlap-sack-over-his-head axe killer out in the woods picking everyone off one by one. No big deal. Keep finding those ribbons hidden in the woods boys you've got a frat to join.

Popular reviews

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    "Without Manos: The Hands of Fate there would be no 2001: A Space Oddyssey."
    -Stanley Kubrick

    "Robert Smith Jr and Russ Huddleston's score is the reason I started composing"
    -John Williams

    "I almost quit show business for good the first time I saw Manos. I mean, when a performance as brilliant as John Reynolds' Torgo already exists why would I even bother trying..."
    -Jack Nicholson

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    They tried so fucking hard.