Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Lost in Translation
  • Under the Silver Lake

Recent activity

  • The Worst Person in the World

  • The Batman

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

  • There Will Be Blood


Recent reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    Had such a good time with this, it's been so long since I've seen a big budget film of real quality. Three hours long and I already want to re-watch it. At this stage Pattinson could be announced as the lead in the live action Peppa Pig and I'd be on board.

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2


    I regret to inform you that Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans has pulled out of our deal and as a result, this will be the last post sponsored by them.

    Beans eaten - 2
    Flavours - Banana and Tutti Frutti

    Favourite Flavour - Cho Chang
    Least Favourite - Banana

    Lovely way to finish of the marathon with some socially acceptable beans.

Popular reviews

  • Live Free or Die Hard

    Live Free or Die Hard


    As if my eyes weren't already rolled as far back into my skull as possible, they had the fucking audacity to play Fortunate Son over the credits.

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space


    Fairly disappointed with this, I'd been looking forward to it for awhile and had read some fairly good things beforehand.

    The performances are good and there's some interesting use of color (obviously), but the film is really weighed down by generic and poorly written dialogue and a plot that isn't paced all that well. Some of the earlier parts of the film were also kind of amateurish in how they were shot and edited, especially the very first conversation between…