• The Batman

    The Batman

    Had such a good time with this, it's been so long since I've seen a big budget film of real quality. Three hours long and I already want to re-watch it. At this stage Pattinson could be announced as the lead in the live action Peppa Pig and I'd be on board.

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★

    I regret to inform you that Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans has pulled out of our deal and as a result, this will be the last post sponsored by them.

    Beans eaten - 2
    Flavours - Banana and Tutti Frutti

    Favourite Flavour - Cho Chang
    Least Favourite - Banana

    Lovely way to finish of the marathon with some socially acceptable beans.

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★½

    This post is sponsored by Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans.

    Beans eaten - 3
    Flavours - Vomit, Black Pepper, Rotten Egg

    Favourite Flavour - Black Pepper
    Least Favourite - Vomit

    Without question the worst trio of beans, even with black pepper being tolerable. Up until this point I thought nothing could be worse than sausage, what a fool I was. Nearly there now, have a booger bean left waiting for me. See you on the flip side.

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★½

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    Beans eaten - 3
    Flavours - Earwax, Earwax, Cotton Candy

    Favourite flavour - Earwax
    Least Favourite - Cotton Candy

    Had to eat two Earwax beans to confirm they were the right flavour, I unironically enjoyed them. Like marshmallow but with a more interesting texture.

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★½

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    Beans eaten - 3
    Flavours - Soap, Candy Floss, Watermelon

    Favourite Flavour - Watermelon
    Least Favourite - Soap

    Soap was actually pretty tasty, would be happy to pull another one instead of the ever elusive vomit / earwax

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    ★★★½

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    Beans eaten - 3

    Flavours eaten - Sausage, Dirt, Dirt

    Favourite Flavour - Dirt (by default)

    Least Favourite - Sausage

    Acting in complete opposition to the last film, this remains my least favourite film of the franchise and I ended up getting the worst mix of beans yet. I cannot overstate how vile the sausage flavour was.

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    ★★★★½

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    Number of Beans - 3

    Flavours - Green Apple, Watermelon, Tutti Frutti

    Favourite Flavour - Green Apple

    Least Favourite - Watermelon

    Happy coincidence that my favorite Harry Potter film gave me the best bunch of beans yet. Still awaiting the dreaded vomit flavour.

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★½

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    Beans Eaten - 2

    Flavours - Marshmallow and Dirt

    Favourite Flavour - You take a fucking guess

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    ★★★½

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    Beans eaten - 3
    Flavours - Watermelon, Black Pepper, Grass

    Nicest Flavour - Grass
    Worst Flavour - Black Pepper

  • Beastie Boys Story

    Beastie Boys Story

    I've been looking forward to this for quite some time now and it definitely delivered. Wonderful summary of their career and a beautiful tribute to Adam Yauch. Didn't expect to be crying by the end but there you go.

    This band has basically been the soundtrack to my life for the past two years, so it was a pleasure to watch Adam and Mike verbally recount some of the many stories I read about in their book (which is fantastic…

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    With Better Call Saul being back and as good as ever, I remembered I'd yet to watch this.

    When it initially came out I was worried it could tarnish the conclusion to my favorite show of all time. In retrospect I should've trusted Vince Gilligan and his team, between Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul they've proven they are the most consistently brilliant minds working in television.

    As an epilogue, El Camino is a really well constructed exploration of Jesse,…

  • Live Free or Die Hard

    Live Free or Die Hard

    ★★

    As if my eyes weren't already rolled as far back into my skull as possible, they had the fucking audacity to play Fortunate Son over the credits.