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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★

    Dang. At the start when James grabs Laura’s boob I yelled out “damn… I guess he’s tryna Palm-er titty 🤷‍♂️💯”. The entire theater erupted in applause and laughter as I was dragged out by the manager and usher though.

  • Mainstream

    Mainstream

    ★½

    I haven’t seen something this out of touch and cringe since I watched Saturday Night Live 3 hours ago. Palo Alto is one of my favorites ever so this kind of hurt. I’ve been looking forward to Gia Coppola’s follow up for YEARS and I like Maya Hawke and I like Dev Hynes (Blood Orange) and his music so much ☹️ It feels completely out of place and insulting to hear Dev Hynes’ beautiful, dreamy music played throughout this. I was…

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  • The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

    The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

    ★★★★★

    extreme thirst for Lana Del Rey is a dangerous thing for a man like me to have (but I have it)

  • The Neighbors' Window

    The Neighbors' Window

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    oh, your hot neighbor couple who you watch having sex every night and dream of being?? One of them is dying of cancer! Ever think of that??? Maybe you should be happy about your own life after all 🙂 Even though they have sex and love each other, one of them has cancer so their life actually sucks a ton. Be thankful for the things that you have because even if you don’t have sex at least you’re not dying tbh 🙏🙏