• The First Slam Dunk

    The First Slam Dunk

    ★★★★

    it was so nice of colonel sanders to take time out of his busy schedule to coach these kids

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★½

    something about sewer dwelling karate fighting green guys is just relatable you know

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★½

    this is simultaneously a warm hug and a punch to the gut

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    sat through all three hours again just because I wanted to rewatch the big BOOM

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★½

    I LOVE KEN!!! IT’S KENTASTIC, KENGAGING, KENDERFUL, KENIFICENT, LOOKEN GOOD, KENOUGH. REAL FRIKEN KOOL, TERRIFIKEN

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

    call me morally ambiguous, but if you get oscar isaac to play your bad guy then I’m gonna struggle to side with anything ‘good‘

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★★★★

    all of y’all claiming to understand this film… no you don’t.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★½

    my ADHD said this is the best movie ever made

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

    I am angry that I can’t remember anything I learned at university but I can perfectly recite the catchphrase verse like it hasn’t been 5 years since I last heard it

  • Madagascar

    Madagascar

    ★★★

    I just found out Hans Zimmer composed the soundtrack for this movie.... so basically, what you're saying is that HANS ZIMMER IS AT LEAST PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    we don't have world peace for two reasons, 1) we don't let amy adams solve all our international issues, and 2) we don't let amy adams win oscars when she clearly deserves them

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★

    imagine a braveheart remake starring jay baruchel