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  • Man Bites Dog

    Man Bites Dog


    The Criterion Challenge 2022 - Film #6

    Been a long while since I've been as impressed with directing as I was with this. So much of the core material here feels so off the cuff, but never amateurishly improvisational. Nothing here feels written or blocked, it all feels so unbelievably natural. And holy shit, Benoît Poelvoorde's performance is genuinely one of the all time great comedic performances. He perfectly captures the tone that this film is going for without…

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3


    Part 37 of The Dumbest Horror Marathon Ever Conceived

    The reveal is deeply unsatisfying, mostly because it feels like they cheated a bit in order to land there. And also, still, a stunning lack of Sidney Prescott in the first half. But! I think this is a significant improvement on the second. Paced so much better, the studio film production setting adds a lot to the personality of the film, the performances are so fun, the Ghostface sequences are exciting. It's a really good movie. I liked it a lot. Fun fun fun!

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    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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