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  • Cold War
  • Arrival
  • Michael Clayton
  • Trading Places

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  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★

  • Jiro Dreams of Sushi

    ★★★★

  • House of Gucci

    ★★

  • The Night House

    ★★★

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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★

    If you like Wes Anderson movies, there’s a lot of great stylistic stuff, but overall not much there there. Tilda rocks.

    Totally unrelated, but after seeing it for the 50th time, I’m finally ready to admit the song in the Cyrano trailer absolutely runs.

  • Jiro Dreams of Sushi

    Jiro Dreams of Sushi

    ★★★★

    I could easily make these dishes without decades of training. Guess I’m just different like that.

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  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★★

    They gave Denzel the assassins creed dagger and stuck him in an M.C. Escher painting. Pretty neat.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    Forgot to log this a while back but this shit can suck my entire ass. They fucked up the easiest, coolest member of the x-men. They should just give me control over the franchise, I’m way cooler than the freaks who made this series.

    Also putting Jessica Chastain in a blonde wig is a crime punishable by death.