Favorite films

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  The Blob 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  This movie is sick as hell. Not a character arc to be seen. Everyone just fucking dies horribly it’s incredible.

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Dec 2023

  I just watched this on Halloween but I wasn’t gonna miss a showing at the New Bev. Loved seeing this in a theater. The Fathom event last year was fucking terrible. The print was a bit red but just hearing the music and sound design boom from the speakers was an experience. Felt chills. One of the greatest films of all time. Simple as that.

Popular reviews

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  Scream 2022

  ★ Watched 13 Jan 2022 17

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  *sigh* look you can call me one of those toxic fans this movie wanted to make fun of all you want, but forgive me for watching a movie where the main character has hallucinations of her misogynist, rapist, serial killer father giving her support and encouragement to “fight back”, and thinking that movie doesn’t quite get Scream. 

  Scream 4 brought the franchise back in a much more interesting, clever, funny, and scary way. This was just rough. I could probably say a lot more but I just feel drained.
  No Wes, no Williamson, no charm.

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  The Great Muppet Caper 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2022 1

  If the Muppets aren’t real then how do they make them ride bikes? Answer that question, atheists.

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