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Saltburn 2023

★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2023

jacob elordi’s eyebrow piercing and mid-torso wing tattoo had me foaming at the mouth like a feral raccoon
May December 2023

★★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2023

natalie portman and julianne moore are at the forefront of each and every scene, chewing up each line of dialogue and every little mannerism without fail, but charles melton is the quiet, repressed butterfly farmer who absolutely broke me and floored me by the end.
todd haynes is a god who did this for the gays!

Body of Lies 2008

★★ Watched 25 Nov 2023

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

oscar isaac died in the first 15 minutes so i fell asleep
No Hard Feelings 2023

★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2023

try not to say mother for 104 minutes challenge FAILED

The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Nov 2019 12

the reason why brad and janet’s relationship didn’t work is because they’re both bottoms
Pearl 2022

★★★★½ Watched 15 Sep 2022 10

this is basically the wizard of oz but if dorothy was so horny that she started killing people