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  • Nosferatu
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  • Barb Wire

  • Escape Plan: The Extractors

  • The Prince of Tides

  • Escape Plan 2: Hades

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  • Barb Wire

    Barb Wire

    This is the most incredible piece of garbage I've ever seen in my life. No other piece of trash will ever come close to what this is. It's over. All other trash can go take a hike. Because this is it. The top of the pile. All other trash will be judged and compared to this.

    The trashiest of the trash. It's a miracle of epic trashiness. The 90s were wild, man!

  • Escape Plan: The Extractors

    Escape Plan: The Extractors

    At least it's better than the second one.

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  • Godsend

    Godsend

    ½

    There's a reason no-one remembers this film.

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    And so we return to the curious case of M. Night Shyalaman...

    A director who has given us bonafide classics, misunderstood gems, and outright unwatchable stinkers. Now we have Knock at the Cabin, an adaptation of Paul Tremblay's unsettling and quite brilliant novel, Cabin at the End of the World, and the result are...

    Pretty damn enjoyable.

    Honestly, this was the most fun I've had with a Shyamalan film in a long, long time. Shyamalan still struggles with cringe dialogue,…