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just a boy, standing in front of the internet, trying to log episodes of ER.

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  • Pulse

    Pulse

    spooky

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★★

    nolan’s movies are 100% as silly as they say but for basically none of the reasons people usually highlight. i love that there’s a handful of shots in this where you’re like “damn this really is just a bunch of people running backward and they decided to shoot it on imax for some reason” ahahahahahahah. second only to Interstellar.

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  • 1917

    1917

    ★★

    Press A to push truck normally, press B to push truck like a fucking idiot but with your face toward the camera.

  • Dumbo

    Dumbo

    ★★★

    There are multiple scenes in which Dumbo tries to grab Eva Green’s feet. Merely an observation.