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  • The Mummy

  • Nightcrawler

    ★★★★

  • Nights of Cabiria

    ★★★★★

  • Virgin Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors

    ★★½

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  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    I would be a throat goat for Gosling

  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    ★★★

    Much like Emmerich’s hit 2012 (2009), MOONFALL (2022) is a very ‘my shit’ movie. The perfect flick to stumble into playing on cable at like 3 pm on a Tuesday. Unlike 2012 (2009) which dares to ask the question ‘what if 2012?’, this film dares to ask the question ‘what if the moon fell?’

    Emmerich, a known master of disaster, makes some puzzling choices in this outing; fawning over Elon Musk being paramount. There’s also a very long expository scene…

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    The best (worst?) representation of capitalism’s mighty hammer pulverizing an art form I love dearly. 

    Even while mailing it in Cruise runs on screen like nobody else in the business.

  • Nights of Cabiria

    Nights of Cabiria

    ★★★★★

    Hot take: this movie is really great. My favorite from the Trilogy of Grace and I feel the strongest. Bolstered by an increased budget the production design is vastly improved from La Strada and Il Bidone. The perfect blend of how lonely being human can be as well as how hard it is to persevere. Absolutely love Fellini.

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    Caught a screening of the new restoration at Coolidge Corner Theater with my extremely Italian mom. It’s one of her favorite movies and she’s only ever seen it on tv. She had such a fun time and it was a special day. Followed it up with chicken parm and arancini. 🤌🤌 indeed.

  • Popeye

    Popeye

    ★★★

    I’m Popeye-pilled