Transformers: Age of Extinction

Mark Wahlberg: Get off my property! You need a warrant!
Federal Agent: MY FACE... IS MY WARRANT.

Jesus Christ.

Not sure if you filmed enough low-angle shots of buff bodies, Bay.

Sound and fury signifies fuck all once again.

Literally 50 minutes of third-act city destruction in Beijing.

Corporation-y, government something something, serious talk from non-entity people.

Sunsets, explosions and leggy women.

More of the same except this time I somehow had to switch off buttons I never knew existed.