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  • The Batman

    The Batman


    I just love how fucking disgusting Bruce looks in this. Nasty ass stringy ass translucently pale goth boy in his dank disgusting batcave hunched over his computer with bloodshot eyes and black eye paint scrolling through footage of the previous night and journaling his fucked up thoughts. When he finally emerges from the cave to talk to Alfred and gets disturbed by the natural sunlight and has to put on sunglasses I wanted to get up and cheer. Yeah that’s right put on those sunglasses you little freak. Also he’s definitely a virgin based on how he composes himself around Catwoman. Fucking fantastic movie

  • Joker



    Some people a few rows behind me applauded when Joker said society

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    Such a great time, Benoit Blanc is endlessly fun to watch and I love that this is turning into a full series. One of the few times that the phrase “new movie franchise” gets me hyped. But if people start calling it the something-something cinematic universe I’m gonna scream

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans


    Some of the comments from the kids behind us at the advance screening…

    *during a scene where Sammy gets beat up for being Jewish* “ugh, so cliché”

    *when Sammy is using an editing machine* “yo is that Premiere Pro?”

    *when Sammy tells someone he will never make a movie about this moment* “whoaaa… that is so meta”

    *mimicking Seth Rogen’s laugh every time he appeared onscreen*

    …and many more. Also, during what I found to be the most moving scene…

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  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine


    Michael Scott, Walter White, ASAC Hank Schrader, the pastor from There Will Be Blood, and the mom from Hereditary walk into a beauty pageant

  • Ma



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is the only movie where you’re ever going to see Octavia Spencer swerve her pickup truck to run over a jogger as “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire fades in.

    I think it deserves some credit for moments like this.