Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin Pro

Favorite films

  • L'Argent
  • Landscape in the Mist
  • The Color of Pomegranates
  • A Zed & Two Noughts

Recent activity

  • Léon: The Professional

  • Saving Grace


  • Hypocrites


  • Forrest Gump


Pinned reviews

  • Leviathan



    the sun is fading
    beneath those hefty clouds
    its light dwindling as the winds shiver.

    i’ll take a smoke, go for a ride, meet a friend 

    we chat, we drink, we reminisce;
    it’s fun to recollect on such gloomy days…

    the sun has faded
    beneath those hefty clouds,
    its warmth perished along with it.

    the winds are colder, sadder;
    their tears touch my skin like rain-
    -as i gush down my seventh glass of vodka‘

    ‘betrayal, depart, disclosure fill…

  • Melancholia



    what am i supposed to say?

    seriously, what am i supposed to write?

    this is the film most important to me, the film that made me understand the formidable medium that is cinema. this is one of few films that left me with genuine and unadulterated exhaustion. 

    it’s a strenuous, stressful optical extravaganza of galactical scope. it gently lays you down, then forcefully and throbbingly cuts your chest open, rips your heart out, and stomps on it repeatedly. although by…

Recent reviews

  • Léon: The Professional

    Léon: The Professional

    it’s a great movie, narratively, but…

    an eminent point at issue in the most recent accounts of celebrity culture is Kanye West’s egregious assessments on the Holocaust and its initiator. he’s also said various other unconventional things while discussing various other (triggering) topics. however, the aftermost happenings in his life have rapidly spiralled him down into a deep depression, and, of course, his bogging mental illness (bipolar disease) doesn’t help in the slightest. his latest judgements on these tremendously sensitive…

  • Saving Grace

    Saving Grace


    Saving(breaking) Grace(bad)

    an unmitigated, glaring and riotous triumph in british cinema, Saving Grace’s sterlingly unfeigned charm is somewhat unforeseen due to its (moderately) doleful storyline, yet ensuing its initial threads, the film will have you laughing almost every other scene. and if you’re not convinced, go read the synopsis!

    a must watch for anyone who appreciates unalloyed comedy and occasionally consuming marijuana.

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    …better than The Dark Knight…

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    I’m gonna tell my kids Hans Gruber is The Grinch.