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Recent reviews

  • Nightmare Alley

    Nightmare Alley


    My first Del Toro movie. I haven't seen the 40s version of this but I liked it. The old-timey carnival sets were fantastic, as was the snowy garden in the third act. The performances were a mixed bag. Bradley Cooper and Willem Dafoe were excellent. Toni Collette and Richard Jenkins weren't as good but played their roles well. Rooney Mara wasn't awful, but she wasn't captivating enough for such an important character, and Cate Blanchett was just downright bad. The…

  • South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID

    South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID


    Better but still underwhelming. If the rest of the show is in the future I'm done watching

Popular reviews

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    Unironically a worse and less creative version of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. This felt like the type of movie that The Lego Movie was making fun of with Ralph Breaks the Internet/Emoji Movie level jokes from time to time. I liked the two friendly robots and the whole movie had great animation though.

  • Old


    Genuinely one of the worst films I've ever seen