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  • Blood Theatre
  • The Last Slumber Party
  • Maniac Nurses
  • Star Slammer

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  • Getaway

    ½

  • Amateur Night

    ★★½

  • Dr. Phibes Rises Again

    ★★½

  • Crash

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  • Getaway

    Getaway

    ½

    carceral "feminism" at its dumbest, dullest, and most pretentious, in the framework of a horror film that denies the viewer everything it teases you with. no idea what people are smoking when they call this things like "oldschool exploitation" (this is a very clean film, with no exploitation elements at all) and "nuts" (if this boring, condescending crap is someone's idea of a wild and crazy flick, i'd hate to see what they consider boring). the kind of movie made…

  • Amateur Night

    Amateur Night

    ★★½

    people are complaining about all the "hardcore sex material," but there's not even any nudity, lol. also, this movie would have been waaaay better if it was just about the sex workers instead of it mainly being about some yuppie learning that he can really be a father. plus, the "bondage guy is a psycho" trope needs to go out of style already. if you're gonna do a light-hearted sex comedy, don't be so shy about the sex and the…

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  • Mother's Day

    Mother's Day

    ★★★★★

    my trans girl vibes:

    as an egg, i was very toxic. my experiences with authority figures, the mental health system, and society in general all combined with negative relationships with women and my need to prove to myself (and everyone else) that i was a man, with ugly and often humiliating results. basically, for a while i was walking around trying to be a creepy little gg allin caricature, always drunk and getting myself into trouble. i never did any…

  • Troma's War

    Troma's War

    ★★★★

    my trans girl vibes:

    there's enough cute ladies with machine guns and improvised rambo-style headbands in this that, when presented in such a simultaneously scuzzy, airy, carefree, silly, macho way, "troma's war" came out of nowhere and delivered the twinge at a time when I never seemed to experience it much anymore. (somehow, some of the music egged this on, too, but i'm not really sure how or why to this day...?) carolyn beauchamp deserves a place in my trans…