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  • Chicago

    Chicago

    ★★★★★

    fuck my anon on tumblr who said a 2020 remake of this would cast james corden and ruin mr cellophane

  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    ★½

    no

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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    ★★★★½

    i don't want to hear a peep from you unless you loosely adapt a shirley jackson work to make a commentary on trauma complete with 10000 ghosts per frame and a whole cast of women who go the FUCK off at every second

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

    olivia colman: i like when her tongue is inside me
    my gay ass:*literally zooped off the earth*
    the lady behind me: can you PLEASE be quiet