• Scream VI

    Scream VI

    this is what my parents think is happening in nyc

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    i laughed, i cried a number of times, i sweat, i danced, i got shot, i ate and...i was traumatized by the extended scenes of animal body horror

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini

    my life as a human has been improved by watching this

  • Juno

    Juno

    and the moral of the story is that micheal cera is husband material

  • Attachment

    Attachment

    the way this movie was only ever advertised to me as a cluster of genres is giving how midnights was advertised solely with song titles, meanwhile the actual meat of the project….but I had fun, love a cunti mother

  • Coming to America

    Coming to America

    the crowd’s lack of energy after the randy watson and sexual chocolate performance is only matched by the audience members in those wendy williams edits

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    it takes a huge pair of balls to make a movie like this

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    *looks around*

  • A Cat in Paris

    A Cat in Paris

    the mom being so down bad she ignores 
    the first words her daughter has spoken since her father’s death…she’s literally me

  • Kubo and the Two Strings

    Kubo and the Two Strings

    looking around at animals now wondering if they’re secretly one of kubo’s family members

  • Spree

    Spree

    need every movie to have a fake live chat in the corner of the screen

  • boygenius: the film

    boygenius: the film

    phoebe look out there’s monster trucks behind you!