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  • Rituals
  • Thanksgiving
  • Con Air
  • Deep Blue Sea

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  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom


  • Aquaman


  • War


  • The Creeping Flesh


Pinned reviews

  • Shark Side of the Moon

    Shark Side of the Moon


    This was terribly delightful!

    Russian scientists create shark hybrids and then in as last ditch effort to prevent them from taking over the earth, shoot them to the moon.

    Forty years later, a group of American scientists crash land on the dark side of the moon and go through increasingly bizarre mishaps as they attempt to find a way to get back to earth. Oh, and there are sharks that 'swim' through the surface of the moon, created their ownโ€ฆ

  • The Borderlands

    The Borderlands


    ๐Ÿ˜ฑ that ending!

    I love found footage and movies with religious and/or cult themes, and boy damn does this bring it on both fronts.

    A supposed miracle in a middle of nowhere church brings a team of Vatican investigators: jaded Deacon who's last adventures in investigating went poorly, Gray who isn't really a believer but a tech guy, and late comer priest Mark who's kind of a dick. And alas, things do go poorly.

    Use of the digital glitches isn'tโ€ฆ

Recent reviews

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom


    Really boggles my brain that a second one of these was green lit, but whatever. Same issues as with the previous one, too much obvious CGI and weird moments just to showcase things they were proud of. I disliked the baby subplot because it was only there for convenience/emotional stakes that felt so hollow. I did enjoy Patrick Wilson here more, a bit more depth to the character Orm, but it in no way saved this slough.

  • Aquaman



    The CGI in this is just so distracting. I really liked the varying designs of all the sea creatures/people, the architecture.. it lends to this vast, unexplored world, which is cool, but this suffers so much in the trying to get those superhero shots and moments, that it's just mediocre in the end.

Popular reviews

  • Barbarian



    Woo, dang. This is a fun one! Going in with no expectations really is big, so I'm not going to mention anything about the plot.

    But, seeing this in the theater is a cool group experience and there definitely are some really tense moments!

  • Frozen



    I saw someone somewhere comparing this as a more accurate depiction of people reacting in a crisis situation over the people in The Ruins, which I'm reading right now. I can't remember exactly how they acted in that movie, but so far compared to the book I'd say it's about the same. There's always that one person who almost immediately is freaking the fuck out.

    Joe and Dan have been best buds forever and they go on these ski thingsโ€ฆ