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It was mid-way through this movie that I stopped and thought to myself,
“Who are these for?”
These generic, low budget action thrillers that are pumped out on a yearly basis by these aging stars. You’ll find the odd gem like The Bouncer (and that’s mainly down to JCVD’s performance) but on the whole they are just so…bland.
I’ll forgive the horrible sepia cinematography when the movie is this good. JCVD plays a tired, washed up version of himself and puts in the best performance of his career, and when that monologue comes along, well, it’s a spinning kick of an entirely different kind.
Wait, I’ve just imagined Seagal trying to pull this off. Jesus…