Cramer K.

In 1992 I was given a copy of Roger Ebert's Home Movie Companion for Christmas. It's been downhill ever since.

Favorite films

  • The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek
  • Blow-Up
  • Pierrot le Fou
  • Naked

Recent activity

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


  • Shogun Assassin


  • Bones and All


  • Crimes of the Future


Recent reviews

  • The Mysterious X

    The Mysterious X


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Men will literally confess to committing treason against the Danish crown rather than go to therapy.

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    I would've rated this even lower, but the random-ass Sebadoh needle drop had me hootin' and hollerin'.

Popular reviews

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset


    There's a moment about halfway through Before Sunset that I can't get out of my mind. Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Celine (Julie Delpy) are sitting in a Parisian café, and she lights up a cigarette. He's got the demeanor of a man who has quit smoking against his will (probably at the behest of a significant other, whom I'm guessing broke his spirit with the subtlest "I just want you to be healthy" psychological warfare imaginable), so he steals a…

  • A Separation

    A Separation


    A few years ago I was talking to a friend who had just seen David Gordon Green's "All the Real Girls." My friend isn't much of a film buff, but he knew that he'd seen something special. When I asked what he liked most about it, he didn't say anything about the acting or the direction or nuances of the plot. Instead, he simply said "because that stuff really happened."

    Of course, my friend was not speaking literally. Instead, I…